Stop thief, why are you wearing that hanger?
He wore the stolen suit under his own clothes and tells the sales person,"It didn't fit, he's not gonna buy it"...
Friday, February 29, 2008
Ha!
He wore the stolen suit under his own clothes and tells the sales person,"It didn't fit, he's not gonna buy it"...
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Brilliance
I enjoy brilliance.
It does me good to be around it.
I'm attracted to it.
Lessons in Tanya -
Brilliantly explained. I think.
Clear, concise, great choice of words.
I appreciate good choice of words.
I take such pleasure in it.
Dr. Goldberg -
A Yid.
Top surgeon at Jules Stein Inst. -Ucla
Brilliant.
Waltzes in with students flanked at his sides, following him like puppies.
The air in the office is like, the czar himself has arrived.
His words are few, I beg for more.
B"H I'm not intimidated.
I realize he is just a human being
but a brilliant one.
I'm uplifted around him.
Dr. Kazimiroff -
Neurologist.
I so appreciate when he explains the brain.
And everything connected, which is everything.
Draws diagrams for me - I really wanna understand.
I like to hear what he has to say.
Dr. Igasaki -
Peridontist.
His clear explanations, his choice of words.
I like.
I'm not gonna mention every brilliant person I ever but....
Somehow I am drawn to one who has something brilliant to say, be it a concept, a piece of writing, or even a wit.
Ahh wit. Perhaps my favourite.
I enjoy depth and breadth.
Brilliance.
It does me good to be around it.
I'm attracted to it.
Lessons in Tanya -
Brilliantly explained. I think.
Clear, concise, great choice of words.
I appreciate good choice of words.
I take such pleasure in it.
Dr. Goldberg -
A Yid.
Top surgeon at Jules Stein Inst. -Ucla
Brilliant.
Waltzes in with students flanked at his sides, following him like puppies.
The air in the office is like, the czar himself has arrived.
His words are few, I beg for more.
B"H I'm not intimidated.
I realize he is just a human being
but a brilliant one.
I'm uplifted around him.
Dr. Kazimiroff -
Neurologist.
I so appreciate when he explains the brain.
And everything connected, which is everything.
Draws diagrams for me - I really wanna understand.
I like to hear what he has to say.
Dr. Igasaki -
Peridontist.
His clear explanations, his choice of words.
I like.
I'm not gonna mention every brilliant person I ever but....
Somehow I am drawn to one who has something brilliant to say, be it a concept, a piece of writing, or even a wit.
Ahh wit. Perhaps my favourite.
I enjoy depth and breadth.
Brilliance.
Mayn Random STAMs
If you have to tell them to buy you flowers then then you might as well buy them yourself.
It's when it's his pleasure, his shtick, then it's appreciated.
Don't look startled when you encounter another human being as you exit (or enter) an elevator - there is bound to be someone there. Trust me on this one.
Even if you don't check - dust will still collect under your bed.
Balls (regular ones, not only dust ones) and tissues too.
Sometimes other stuff too.
SOO, good idea to sweep.
If someone says, "I'm not well", be it physically, spiritually or emotionally, how much you would like to ignore that, don't - it's not nice.
Pondering -
Why does it disturb me when I hear you are cleaning for Pesach now!!?
Is it like when you start preparing for Shabbos on Wednesday? I mean it's nice and all to think Shabbos a whole week, but then to me that means not only am I busy with it on Friday but Wed. and Thurs. too. They claim that then their Fridays are calmer, so by me Wed. and Thurs. are calmer.
I don't get this concept.
From Chanuka till Pesach you are busy with Pesach!
Ya then what? Will you start or finish Pesach earlier then me?
Like my neighbour, she starts putting away her Pesach on chol Hamoed...
Okay, whatever...
And as the saying here goes;
When in Rome do without.
It's when it's his pleasure, his shtick, then it's appreciated.
Don't look startled when you encounter another human being as you exit (or enter) an elevator - there is bound to be someone there. Trust me on this one.
Even if you don't check - dust will still collect under your bed.
Balls (regular ones, not only dust ones) and tissues too.
Sometimes other stuff too.
SOO, good idea to sweep.
If someone says, "I'm not well", be it physically, spiritually or emotionally, how much you would like to ignore that, don't - it's not nice.
Pondering -
Why does it disturb me when I hear you are cleaning for Pesach now!!?
Is it like when you start preparing for Shabbos on Wednesday? I mean it's nice and all to think Shabbos a whole week, but then to me that means not only am I busy with it on Friday but Wed. and Thurs. too. They claim that then their Fridays are calmer, so by me Wed. and Thurs. are calmer.
I don't get this concept.
From Chanuka till Pesach you are busy with Pesach!
Ya then what? Will you start or finish Pesach earlier then me?
Like my neighbour, she starts putting away her Pesach on chol Hamoed...
Okay, whatever...
And as the saying here goes;
When in Rome do without.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
ttto ya...
Young Simcha my son,
Do not be dejected.
We have Mottel you'll be photographed.
Chava tishmor you in Poland...
till we meet in Picasso
once again....
Do not be dejected.
We have Mottel you'll be photographed.
Chava tishmor you in Poland...
till we meet in Picasso
once again....
Why does one need a reason?
Today I got flowers.
50
Red
Roses.
Dainty.
Pretty.
In a vase.
Regaling my boudoir.
Today I got red roses -
Why does one need a reason?
Thank you H.
Friendless
Nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
I guess I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!
everybody hates me,
I guess I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Are you depressed?
How many more people are gonna ask that??
Well, let's see.
I've been in bed for how long now?
I did venture out though today, never mind that I felt faint.
I did send Anne the flyer to the Soul Jazz festival, that made her happy -
maybe she'll go.
My appetite is not back though.
Which in a way i'm happy the more weight I lose the better, I guess.
The only time I not eat, is if I'm sick, very excited or busy.
I'm not excited and I'm not busy.
Laying in bed is called busy?
Mayn head not so sharp.
But I did write that Thankyou for Ma.
AND I even made B. change things cuz Ma liked my way better. Hmpf.
Vat else?
Made a wash, gave kids supper.
Laughed at Eliyohu's post.
Okay, I'm not depressed.
Just a little down, okay a lot down..
Thank you for asking.
Hehe.
Well, let's see.
I've been in bed for how long now?
I did venture out though today, never mind that I felt faint.
I did send Anne the flyer to the Soul Jazz festival, that made her happy -
maybe she'll go.
My appetite is not back though.
Which in a way i'm happy the more weight I lose the better, I guess.
The only time I not eat, is if I'm sick, very excited or busy.
I'm not excited and I'm not busy.
Laying in bed is called busy?
Mayn head not so sharp.
But I did write that Thankyou for Ma.
AND I even made B. change things cuz Ma liked my way better. Hmpf.
Vat else?
Made a wash, gave kids supper.
Laughed at Eliyohu's post.
Okay, I'm not depressed.
Just a little down, okay a lot down..
Thank you for asking.
Hehe.
Shame on me.
ooooowaaa
I was shamed.
I was punched where it hurts most.
I should have known the answer and I didn't.
oooowaaaa
I kinda did it to myself.
Kinda, though.
More was expected from me.
However the more apathetic one is, the less one feels.
(Not recommended for anyone in their 20's.
Do not try this at home.)
The less one feels the shame, the less one is in pain.
oooowaaaa.
I should have known the answer.
I was shamed.
I was punched where it hurts most.
I should have known the answer and I didn't.
oooowaaaa
I kinda did it to myself.
Kinda, though.
More was expected from me.
However the more apathetic one is, the less one feels.
(Not recommended for anyone in their 20's.
Do not try this at home.)
The less one feels the shame, the less one is in pain.
oooowaaaa.
I should have known the answer.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Vat's been happening to me?
Okay, I think it's getting to me.
This is the 11th day.
Till now I guess I didn't think much about it.
It was what it was and zehu.
NOW, it's kzat scaring me.
Well, not really scaring like, "Oh I'm so scared, frightened".
More like, "Uh oh, am I gonna get out of this?"
And I'm worried that this should not turn into
some physicological issue.
Oy. Chas V'sholom.
Very weak.
Not depressed, (don't worry Ms. or is it Mrs. A. Wish.)
I know, because I very much enjoyed the cake.
Depressed people don't enjoy, cake or anything.
My bed became my haven.
My city.
THE place to be.
Boruch Hashem, for the stomach-top.
I think - oh that's a good thing -
tomorrow I should force myself to venture out.
We'll see.
This is the 11th day.
Till now I guess I didn't think much about it.
It was what it was and zehu.
NOW, it's kzat scaring me.
Well, not really scaring like, "Oh I'm so scared, frightened".
More like, "Uh oh, am I gonna get out of this?"
And I'm worried that this should not turn into
some physicological issue.
Oy. Chas V'sholom.
Very weak.
Not depressed, (don't worry Ms. or is it Mrs. A. Wish.)
I know, because I very much enjoyed the cake.
Depressed people don't enjoy, cake or anything.
My bed became my haven.
My city.
THE place to be.
Boruch Hashem, for the stomach-top.
I think - oh that's a good thing -
tomorrow I should force myself to venture out.
We'll see.
Offended
I am hurt.
Let me ponder on this issue.
Am I offended because I think I deserve better?
Am I hurt/upset because you are forbidden to do that?
Do you owe me anything?
No, no and no.
So why am I so sad at this?
Am I disappointed?
Is this something I didn't expect you to do?
Ya, disappointed would be more like it.
My hope, my desire, my expectation
was thwarted.
(My imagination was distorted.)
I didn't expect it, and was kinda unpleasantly surprised to discover the truth.
Hmm...
Stupid me.
Why do I hope for the impossible?
Why do I wish for the unhappenable?
Why do I get "cold" when I ask for "warm"?
Why do I get a "slap" when I ask for an "embrace"?
And why don't I get an answer when a question is asked?
When I cease to dream, I will not expect.
When I cease to expect, I will not get offended.
Hopefully.
Gee, I feel better already.
Let me ponder on this issue.
Am I offended because I think I deserve better?
Am I hurt/upset because you are forbidden to do that?
Do you owe me anything?
No, no and no.
So why am I so sad at this?
Am I disappointed?
Is this something I didn't expect you to do?
Ya, disappointed would be more like it.
My hope, my desire, my expectation
was thwarted.
(My imagination was distorted.)
I didn't expect it, and was kinda unpleasantly surprised to discover the truth.
Hmm...
Stupid me.
Why do I hope for the impossible?
Why do I wish for the unhappenable?
Why do I get "cold" when I ask for "warm"?
Why do I get a "slap" when I ask for an "embrace"?
And why don't I get an answer when a question is asked?
When I cease to dream, I will not expect.
When I cease to expect, I will not get offended.
Hopefully.
Gee, I feel better already.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
devastated
Yep chevrah, let it be known to the oilom that I was devastated after that incident.
And puleeze no arguing with that. Thank you.
When my "A" don't work so well here, I think of,
"Are there any "7" 's in your number?"
And puleeze no arguing with that. Thank you.
When my "A" don't work so well here, I think of,
"Are there any "7" 's in your number?"
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Oh I so like :
Tzlil V'zemer Boys Choir Lichtalach - Song
ברעעעעענט ליכטאלאך ברענט
And the flame flickers on....
(so what chanuka, purim, lo meshane)
shkoyach
ברעעעעענט ליכטאלאך ברענט
And the flame flickers on....
(so what chanuka, purim, lo meshane)
shkoyach
Monday, February 11, 2008
I said stam.. (didn't I ?)
Don't go through life, grow through life.
G-d can only do for you what He can do through you.
I am not what I think. I am thinking what I think.
Our job is not to set things right but to see them right.
The one thing that a fish can never find is water; and the one thing that man can never find is God.
We don't change what we are, we change what we think what we are.
(Eric Butterworth)
G-d can only do for you what He can do through you.
I am not what I think. I am thinking what I think.
Our job is not to set things right but to see them right.
The one thing that a fish can never find is water; and the one thing that man can never find is God.
We don't change what we are, we change what we think what we are.
(Eric Butterworth)
Sunday, February 10, 2008
STAM...
Flying facts:
Flights coming in or out of Chicago, Ohare, will be delayed or canceled.
Baggage coming in or out of London, Heathrow, will be delayed or canceled.
Oder ye oder nisht:
Friends don't let friends forget friends.
Friends don't let friends be friends.
Putting a sock in the toaster is not sucha good idea.
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
You are remembered for the rules you break.
T- Shirts idea:
"We don't need/want friends" Ha. (walking hand in hand)
Flights coming in or out of Chicago, Ohare, will be delayed or canceled.
Baggage coming in or out of London, Heathrow, will be delayed or canceled.
Oder ye oder nisht:
Friends don't let friends forget friends.
Friends don't let friends be friends.
Putting a sock in the toaster is not sucha good idea.
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
You are remembered for the rules you break.
T- Shirts idea:
"We don't need/want friends" Ha. (walking hand in hand)
Thursday, February 7, 2008
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