- 288-8888
- "Overeaters anonymous,
How can I help you?"
- "How can you help me? How can you help me?!?
Um... I need help changing my tire!
Duh, I overeat!
And what part exactly is anonymous here?
That I am overweight?!? Why? Do I look so slim?
That I overeat? Well what do you think, I got like this from
Omayn, yehei shmei rabba?
Sheesh!
Positive Mitzvah 237: Damage Caused by Goring
ReplyDelete-Exodus 21:28 "If an ox gores..."
ahem ahem ahemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
woah HUGE something in my throat ;)