Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Gonna be a Bear

In this life I'm a woman,
In my next life maybe I wanna be a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I like that.

Before you hibernate you are supposed to eat like
crazy.
I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, you can wake up growling.
You have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.

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