HELP!!!!

I could go on the roof and yell, RAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
But I am afraid of heights.
So I could stand on my bed and YELLLLL so loudly.
But my throat hurts me.

Hoyso li dimosi lechem....

I am disinclined to work.
Hence the inactivity in this home.

I am inclined to walk away.

You wouldn't believe how dirty a clean fridge can be.

This I like...

And when two souls who are destined to be together find each other, their streams of light flow together, and a single brighter light goes forth from their united being.

Each comes with a light. Now let's see if their united light shines bright.

You see, so that's what happens....

Suddenly you can't drink from the cup because they licked it and now it got "germs".

Sad sad email from H....

(Yes, I have written permission.)

I dont want MRI's.. I dont want surgery.. yes i'm a big baby.. i'm sick and tired of laying alone in pain in hospitals!!!

If..... well screw them and let em cry at my funeral.

Why should I fight ? for what ? for ME ? no.. ME wants to be left alone.. for THEM? they are content to abandon me in ICU's alone.

... he writes me...... it could paralize me c'v and i'll be stuck in some home crying for my parents blah blah blah..

Yea well ive been stuck in hospitals crying for my parents....

It ain't all what you see....

You see glory.
You see fame.
You see prestige.
You see grandeur.
You see brilliance.
A Celebrity.

It ain't all what you see....

You don't see the pain.
You don't see the tear.
You don't see the dishonor.
You don't see the shame.


It ain't all what you see...

Hayom Yom....

.... every individual is given the power and ability to illuminate his environment - the place in which he finds himself - with the light of Torah and Avoda.

The common question these days.

The regular common questions bug me.


Rami : So, Gevert, you ready for Pesach?
G'veret: No, why should I be ready today when Pesach is next week?
The Steinbergs who were listening in, and I think are ready, must have been a bit taken aback.

Feigie : So, how is it going with Pesach?
Me: I have another week....
Feigie: Right, right we are all gonna get there the same time.

Fruma: Nu, vu halstu mit dem Pesach, noch vi-fil darfstu hoben?
Me: Noch a voch. Punkt a voch darf ich hoben.
Fruma: Ye ye du bist gerecht. Noch a voch.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING?????
Why in my right mind should I be ready for Pesach a week early?????

Okay, okay, I know, big-shot that I am... with a complete Pesach Kitchen...

On Friendship/relationships

"There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship."

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."
- Helen Keller

Relationships are an important part of health. Not only do strong bonds with other people mean you will have help when you need it, being connected also means protection from loneliness, depression, and mental illness. Spend time cultivating your relationships with friends and family to improve your health and your life.

Uh oh, does that mean I'm in trouble?

ELI - You are SO not what we thought you were. And
Srolik you too. SOO not what we thought....

Gimme a quarter and your phone number and when I'll need your advice I'll call you. ...

Okay, Mordche' you get your honorable mention here...

You can't say that everything that comes out of the ground is a vegetable. That's like saying that mint leaves are a vegetable, or that parking meters are vegetables.

This was followed by a very awkward silence. (It was already silent, because everyone had washed for the matzah, but now the silence turned awkward. Sometimes you can just tell.)

The point is that round matzas are more fragile than newborn babies, and if you don't believe me, you can try holding a matza by one end and smacking it on the bottom.

How does he come up with these things?

Reminding to uphold our pledge??

You think that asking each other,
"Vos tut zich? Vos hert zich?"
stems from our original undertaking of
"Na-aseh V'nishma"?


(This for some reason reminded me of;
That if you copy from one person it is plagiarism, but if you copy from many people , it's research. Stam.)

Heehee

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.


When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.


I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

tanya, ...The Rebbe's footnote

An individual who attains this degree of natural love and fear of
G-d but lacks intellectual love and fear, should not be misled into
thinking that his love and fear lacks intensity and consequently,
his resultant actions are deficient as well.
Rather, this degree of love and fear, too, is of remarkable intensity...

The movers came -


And the movers left.


They're gone.

April 1st

I said I was gonna be very aware of being fooled, but fool that I am was fooled first thing this morning!! I couldn't believe it! So I said, "Okay, now I am gonna be so wary and so careful".
Well, what do you know?? I was fooled again!! These kids, I tell you.. unbelievable!!
Now for real for real I will be so careful for the rest of the day...
The thing is they got me because they connected it to something we talked about and was REAL then they added a shtickel of news... to fool me... waaaa....waaaa.....