The regular common questions bug me.
Rami : So, Gevert, you ready for Pesach?
G'veret: No, why should I be ready today when Pesach is next week?
The Steinbergs who were listening in, and I think are ready, must have been a bit taken aback.
Feigie : So, how is it going with Pesach?
Me: I have another week....
Feigie: Right, right we are all gonna get there the same time.
Fruma: Nu, vu halstu mit dem Pesach, noch vi-fil darfstu hoben?
Me: Noch a voch. Punkt a voch darf ich hoben.
Fruma: Ye ye du bist gerecht. Noch a voch.
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING?????
Why in my right mind should I be ready for Pesach a week early?????
Okay, okay, I know, big-shot that I am... with a complete Pesach Kitchen...