Sunday, March 9, 2008


- 288-8888

- "Overeaters anonymous,

How can I help you?"

- "How can you help me? How can you help me?!?
Um... I need help changing my tire!
Duh, I overeat!
And what part exactly is anonymous here?
That I am overweight?!? Why? Do I look so slim?
That I overeat? Well what do you think, I got like this from
Omayn, yehei shmei rabba?

1 comment:

the sabra said...

Positive Mitzvah 237: Damage Caused by Goring

-Exodus 21:28 "If an ox gores..."

ahem ahem ahemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

woah HUGE something in my throat ;)